Damsel in Distress, Kind Of

Running for the Train, Possibly Drinking

This is not my favorite of the February Fourteenths of which I can recall, but it hasnโ€™t been so bad either. I held the train for a beautiful young woman this morning. She laughed appreciatively as I urged her to run for it.

I probably would have held the door for her even if she wasnโ€™t so nice to look at it. Iโ€™m not entirely sure. Beautiful people are distracting. They draw in the eye. Were she not so pretty, itโ€™s likely my attention would have naturally gravitated elsewhere and her plight gone wholly unnoticed.

The poor girl came this close to waiting another 5 or 10 minutes for the next train! Fortunately that didnโ€™t happen and the day was saved. Quite the hero, your humble narrator.

Happy Valentineโ€™s Day!

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