As One Might Expect

Includes Scenic View of Alley

Iโ€™m taking a sick day. I may need two. I started sneezing and coughing on Sunday morning. Ragweed pollen is high, so I took allergy medicine, which ended the sneezing, but by evening I was feeling a proper malaise with fatigue, burning sinuses, and aching joints. Today finds me run down and stiff with a sore throat and 99.9ยฐF temperature. Iโ€™ve taken two DIY COVID-19 tests, which didnโ€™t detect any. Itโ€™s not bad, but Iโ€™ll probably need a day or two of rest.

Fortunately, ubiquitous, hassle-free delivery makes dealing with a minor cold or flu much easier than it used to be. Someone will deliver whatever you need right to your doorstep within a few hours. Although, you canโ€™t pay them enough to ring the doorbell when they arrive. While ordering some groceries, I kept adding fresh vegetables and staple ingredients to my cart out of habit. I repeatedly reminded myself that I donโ€™t have the energy for practical cooking. Instead, Iโ€™ll manage on ramen noodles, vanilla cream cookies, and gelato for the next couple of days.

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